Right. So my new friend beccy joe has inspired me to get typing and write a blog. So here it is, my little life in words. Only the funny stuff. or the stuff that really gets me cranky. or happy. or sad. or...you get the picture. Yes, i know i mispelt adventure in my blog title. I kind of like it though. It goes against my typo / spelling freak/ grammar nazi nature. Anyhow now that the introduction is out of the way, i want to tell a little story about my day.
Today I was spat on by superman. Yes, you heard me correctly, superman!
I was riding my bike to work, tra la laing my way along Swanston St, when up ahead i see superman. on a bike. He has a yellow coat, bright blue tights, a red backpack, and red shoes and socks! So...superman. I have a giggle and continue on with my merry tra la laing, and because superman is quite a big guy and he can't ride his bike as fast as i can whip my trusty steed down a hill, i decide to overtake this oddity.
Perilous decision.
As I came level with superman, he hocked one up, and without even bothering to look, spat to his right, and in my face.
He immediately apologised but I was too busy going from shocked to livid and then letting him have it to pay attention to that! I harranged him about how disgusting spitting is, how feral it is (yes i did use that word), how revolting HE is for spitting. Luckily for me (and sadly for him) we arrived at a red light, populated by many fellow bike commuters who then got to hear all about how superman SPAT on me. Ugh, what a revolting man. I hope he is ashamed.
It's my intention to ask him if he's spat on anyone today every time i see him now.
What i don't understand is how anyone can just ride around, spagging off the side of their bikes! It's so gross, and unhygenic. I hope he hasn't been on a plane lately. I don't want my life cut short by swine flu because superman couldn't do what the rest of us do, and wait until we are locked privately away in a toilet before doing icky things with body fluid.
I think i need to take another shower now.
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